Milton is a low-poly Parasaurolophus intended for use as a replacement robber token for Settlers of Catan.
Unlike Robber Rex, Milton prefers quiet contemplation to the sacking and pillaging lifestyle, and spends a great deal of time working up the courage to post anonymously on Jezebel comment threads.
Read a little short fiction about Milton over at the blog.
Seej patient zero. Barbie Armor Designer, artist, worst programmer ever. Mostly illiterate, but has minimal competence in spoken Mandarin. Not real clear on Ohm's law.